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Dick Knipfing

Named after Albuquerque newscaster, Dick Knipfing is the act of taking a money shot in the nose. In order to qualify as dick knipfing, the semen must actually enter the nostril. Also, dick knipfer: one who shoots semen in another's nose.
After practicing dick knipfing, Sally cried pearl rain.
by cuntchocula September 5, 2007
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Kniving

When two people sleep with each other, but they are back to back.
Their backs are touching while they are sleeping.
The term "kniving" derived from the terms "spooning" and "forking"
Amber and Becca are kniving tonight because they feel it would be weird to spoon.
by AMBZ/BCKS March 31, 2010
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knifings

when u killl someone in CS using nothing but a knife against their highpowered projectile dispersers (guns for the morons)
"how was CS?" "man, I got hecka knifings last night!"
by don't worry December 5, 2002
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forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.
Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*
by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009
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knifeing

It is a sexual act when the man puts his penis in between the ladies breast
John was knifeing me last night,it felt like i needed new tities
by sexymofo997 March 2, 2014
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kniving whore

A Girl who is the essance of a back stabbing, white trash, incest conceived, filthy tramp of a whore. Someone actually lives in a parking lot because their home can travel with them. They are frequently seen wearing dark sunglasses during the day AND night because she tries to hide the fact that she does cocaine.
Cio is a kniving whore who lives in Ditmer Parking lot, even though she tells people she lives in 'Cleveland". She also has an illegetimate child named Enis (Penis without the 'P'). Lastly, she has many lesbian tendencies and has known to be a nympho. I still like her...sometimes
by Ryan Struuuby July 28, 2008
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keifing

Keif-ing The act of getting high off of marijuana. Originates from the word keif, which are little crystals (trichomes) that have THC on them.
"Hey man what were you doing at Alex's house this weekend"

"Just Keifing , we got lit as fuck"
by BlueFlume January 26, 2017
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