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Slip Knotted

Becoming so intoxicated off malt liquor and cheap vodka you begin violently hurling and producing a disturbing noise only comparable to a Slipknot song.
Brad: " What is that horrid sound coming from the bathroom?"
Brad's Bro: "Oh that's just Jim, he got Slip Knotted tonight and is letting some demons out."
Brad: "Jim is such an artist."
by GeorgeDubyaTheThird May 21, 2018
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Knotted

British slang, not that common any more.
An insult, Knotted makes reference to either your guts or your willy. Always acompanied by 'Get...'.
"Get Knotted, you bastard".
"He can go get Knotted".
by Eamon Hale August 9, 2004
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kitted out

A car with a large amount of (usually cheap) performance upgrades, i.e. spoilers, stickers, exhaust, and rims.
I used to have this Honda in high school that was all kitted out, but i got too old for that shit.
by thecream December 25, 2007
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knotted balloon

The skin area that surround the actual butthole. Usually it is contracted but can expand if poop comes out or something is inserted. The pleasure sensation depends on the individual.
Dude I stuck a Alaskan dildo in by butt and my knotted balloon held it tight.
by Really real dude November 20, 2010
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pussy knotted

The unfortunate even in which you think you are hitting on a girl but its a guy.
"Watch out bro, you might get pussy knotted!"
by Graham Cracka Smacka May 30, 2016
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knotted cream

when a persons pubic hair is knotted up due to the leakage of certain sexual fluids.
"Last night was the best shag i ever had, shame about my knotted cream! It hurts like hell to undo, next time i will tell him to cum inside me not over me"

"I left her wiv a knotted cream"

"He said spit or swallow, so i said spit and left him wiv knotted cream"
by Tinkerbell Marie W February 28, 2009
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The Knitter

A superhero created on tumblr, he has gained popularity as a fan-made DC character and goes along committing crimes with his knittens, simply knitting over everything and everyone that he can knit.
The Knitter strikes again!!
by a regular noob August 24, 2018
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