Klondike

Something that starts with K and ends with Ike

Guy 1: What starts with k and ends with ike?

Guy 2: Kike
Guy 1: No it’s klondike
Guy 2: my bad I hate Jews
Guy 1: yeah I do too

by JEWLOL💀 May 3, 2025

klondike thunder

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klondike Feaver

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

by Moolie February 11, 2010

Klondike bar

Something I would kill you for.

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.

by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009

Klondike Bar

klondike bar - CRAZY GOOD

klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar

by tupacshakur32 June 11, 2006

klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

by paul May 5, 2004

Klondike bar floozie

Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".

A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.

by QuacksO September 16, 2014