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klimpaloon

Klimpaloon is a magic bathing suit believed to live in the mountains of Himalaya. People who state to have seen this magical being describe it as an old school style suit with green and white stripes floating in the air. Klimpaloon has also been spotted near or in caves. He is not described as evil or harmful although it is a very shy and secretive creature.
Person A: Some people might say that klimpaloon isn't real but I've seen him.
Person B: WhAt ArE yOu EvEn SaYiNg PaTrIsHa?!
Person A: Leave me alone, Mom, you will never understand the all mighty Klimpaloon!

Person B: Just go to your room...

Person A: Good! I was just about to leave anyways!!!

Person B
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Klint

EXTREMES in fortune, health and spirituality. You are very versatile, idealistic and intuitive. You either enjoy great success or suffer abject misery. The solution is service to others. Use your leadership abilities for humanity and not for self-glorification.You are intuitive and might be interested in the arts, drama or science.
Creative and outgoing, you are always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities, especially before audience. You are very flexible and likes to feel appreciated. You are looking for chances to mix with others socially and to communicate his ideas. You like to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for you is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers. The high creative force can lead you either to happiness or unhappiness. If you understand your goals, if you can make major decisions in life and follow it directly and straight up without worry and uncertainty, you are able to achieve great heights
What a klint
by Slopped May 9, 2021
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Klinty

The hottest man in the WORLD
real pussy pleaser
Kinda lowkey dumb but his cuteness makes up for it
Riley's baby daddy :p
Very sexy
Not fat
He shouldn't be so insecure

PHAT cock
Bich dick energy
I love him
U should love him too
He's hot
Girl: wow look at klinty he's SO H A W T
Girl2: ikr
Riley:I'm having klinty's kids :v
Girl: aww man I wanted to do that
Girl2: same :(
by TheOnlyImportantRiley January 23, 2022
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Kimtellectuals

People who are intellectually inclined and knowledgeable about artist Kim Dracula.
You are a Kimtellectual if you know so much about Kim Dracula.

Kimtellectuals are known for being intellectually inclined about Kim Dracula.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
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klitty litter

The white (hopefully) stuff that gathers around a woman's genitalia, and sometimes in her underpants (thong if you're lucky, granny panties if you're not). Often has the consistency of cottage cheese.
He began to regret the hours of foreplay beforehand when he caught a glimpse of the klitty litter in her panties.
by StanfordEnglishMajor June 27, 2008
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klint bating

The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.
Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?

Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.
by Chancellor Girt Beefrobe December 16, 2008
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Klimpy

A horizontal 'brazilian'
Her klimpy made her hips look wider.

She hadn't waxed for a while so she had a handlebar klimpy
by punteroutforaduck December 3, 2010
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