Donnie Klang

a very talented singer who won making the band and was offered his own record contract.

girl 1: Omg Donnie Klang is the shiznit!
girl 2: omg are you serious i heard he couldnt even sell any albums
gril 1: thats a bullshit ass lie because i know for a fact i went out and bought them all so there!

by Miss Monet March 22, 2009

klingberg scrubber

The act of using toothpaste to jack off

Did u do the Klingberg scrubber

by Heyker October 24, 2017

Klanglois

When you’re so mad at your baby mama, you piss all over the kids’ clothes.

Kyle was so pissed off at his baby mama, he lost it and klangloised her kids’ clothes.

by gogotales June 11, 2023

Desperate Klingon

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."

Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.

by No Hemingway May 21, 2020

Klingons

Shit that just wont wipe away.

My ass is full of Klingons

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Klingon Bird of Prey

When you clean your plate at Captain D's and they give you a sucker.

Cory executed the Klingon Bird of Prey on New Year's Eve.

by PoolHallian January 8, 2009

Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004