Emma Klemik

don't take her fucking pizza rolls

"don't take my fucking pizza rolls" - Emma Klemik 2k19

by bro momento June 19, 2019

Klement

A cute guy, but always disagrees when someone says they are. Timid around most people who he does not know well, but extremely talkative and funny around his friends. He is very smart and will always be there if you need him. However, he doesn’t like to talk about his feelings with anyone unless you are one of his closest friends. He always tries to stay on the happier side of things, however when he gets hurt or something happens, he can become very dangerous to himself along with being one of the saddest people you’ve ever seen.

Person: Hey Klement, do you know what the homework for so-and-so is?
Klement: Yeah, it’s so-and-so.

by Pseudonym#7 April 18, 2019

Klemens

A cute Malaysian dork that's so ugghhhhhh

Klemens plays the piano

by Evelynn0210 August 9, 2018

Klemens

He is a very special, intelligent and well-liked by his peers. Many girls tend to like him a lot but he is not interested in them. Klemens always keep this word. He is a very handsome, smart, talented and funny person to hang out with. He is unique and nice. He has tons of potential in him and always never give up.

Girl: Wow! That top student is such a Klemens!
Dewon: I agree! I wish I was a Klemens!

by UniJess April 9, 2019

Klemens

Mashup of the Words "Clemens" and the german word "Kommunist" (Communist)

A Person whos name is Clemens but he is also a "Kommunist"

Klemens is a Communist

by slaytanicmaddin March 8, 2017

klempo

The most handsome man alive. One look at his ears and all women in a 5 kilometer radius spontaneously orgasm.

Holy shit is that Klempo?
*cums*

by SakrificeTheBrokeBoi September 10, 2020

Klemens

Klemens is truly one-of-a-kind. He is highly individual and has a complicated personality. He is quite sexy and a good actor, though it is not acting when he adapts to the behaviour of people he is interacting at that moment. He can work it out with everyone if he wants to because he can easily replicate the energy given off by his fellow man. He is mostly considered extroverted, but you should not be upset when he just lies next to you without talking. He feels comfortable and is vibing. Sometimes he is willing to give you all his attention and if he wants to, he can get freaky and give you some of the best hours you might experience. He is widely considered to be an incarnation of God, first and foremost by himself. He is happy probably all the time, tends to procrastinate a lot but at some point, he will get himself a godly body, just like he deserves. He is Klemens, he is God.

Granny:" Darling, why haven`t you been in church last week?"
Niece:" I am sorry Granny, but I now love Klemens and there shall only be one form of god in my life. By the way, could you help me persuade Mom so I can stay at Klemens` for the weekend?"

John:" Wow, what a great human being. Man I wish I was like him."
Albert Einstein:" keep wishing, because there can only be one Klemens!"

by Ubetterfuckwithme November 22, 2021