Klaus sexual

Then someone is attracted to Klaus Mikaelson. You are more in love with a fictional character then anyone else, you gotta be Klaus or Damon sexual.

She is obsessed with pics of Klaus she’s got to be Klaus sexual

by Klaus sexual December 29, 2020

klausmikaelsonsexual

Someone who finds Klaus Mikaelson very attractive. He would have ripped their heart out and the would say thank you

Andrea: I'm klausmikaelsonsexual
Stefan: omg me too girl!
Andrea: I even bought a blanket with him on it so I can sleep with him

by Mrs.Malfoy January 13, 2021

Klaus

The one that everyone who watchs Umbrella Academy love even if they don't know it.

BFF: Who's your favorite character?

Me : KLAUS HE'S SO CUTE

by Galaxy panda March 6, 2019

klaspercake

A turgid, enigmatic body found in the female reproductive organ system. Usually a result of a build-up of spunk from unprotected sex. Klaspercakes are usually illuminous yellow in their appearance.

1)I went down on Victoria Beckham to get my nose red and out popped this Klaspercake, straight out of her fanny.

2) Nah man! I wouldn't go near her. She's got klaspercake written all over her

by Ald0 January 11, 2009

klasseno

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure

you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before

by sexymcg November 16, 2009

*Hissing* Klassiker

*Hissing* Klassiker, is an expression used when you want to indicate something being "en klassiker". Things being awesome, nice, or even generally bad, everything can be an *Hissing* Klassiker.

-You remember that time when you failed the math test really badly?
-*Hissing* Klassiker

by BobDaMan28 May 20, 2015

Klass

Another spelling of the word class. Indicating an attempt to show class that is instead received by others as tacky.

"He took his prom date to the Olive Garden? That's klassy. With a 'K'!"

by Delfina and Todd September 16, 2008