Rectal Kisser

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)

Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009

Log Kisser

One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger

Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser!

by nerdybuns June 3, 2009

POW! Right in the Kisser!

actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.

One a these days Alice, one of these days... POW! Right in the Kisser!

by bandaid man December 28, 2005

butt-kisser

Someone who is always sucking up to some other person in a sickening manner.

Soccer moms are some of the world's best butt-kissers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

Kirby Kiser

A Kirby Kiser is when you take an old Kirby vacuum cleaner and use the hose to suck off an old man. Then you spread the old mans jizz on a kiser roll and eat it.

2) 2 two fags. Fag 1 is the Kirby and fag 2 is the Kiser. The fag #1 (Kirby) does the sucking of the Fag #2 (Kisers) cock. After the Kiser dumps his load in the Kirbys mouth, the Kirby open the other fags ass checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the jizz into the kisers ass hole.

1) I was horny and hungry but I could not take my lunch for another few hours. I opened a door in the nursing home I work at and took my old Kirby vacuum and sucked out the jizz from an old man. I then put the jizz in a kiser roll and ate it.

2) That guy is a real ass hole, so I Kirby Kiser'ed him. That will teach that ass hole to fuck with me.

3) Hey, look at those kirby Kisers. They are so gay!

by Balls on Balls July 14, 2011

Hand kisser

When a person kisses alot of female hands.
A man that kisses females hands.

l kissed two female hands yesterday when l greeted them.
l told this woman l am a hand kisser.

by l203949 August 29, 2009

Beard Kisser

A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.

Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."

Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"

by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012