kipper feast

A culinary treat, involving a fishy delicacy, usually served split wide open, with the flesh upwards.

Steve lowered his head back between Lorraine's legs and resumed his kipper feast.

by Belvoir Castle January 15, 2009

Kipper Canyon

A bit of a wiffy axe-wound, in need of a shower, or a bath, or even a little lick

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Kipper Canyon, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004

kipper fanny

a really putrid vagina

that chick i had last night had a really smelly kipper fanny

by paddyl January 2, 2009

kipper flaps

Big, Stinky, Oily, Sweaty, Fishy Pussy Flaps. Usually found on hobos and other unhygenic women with nips the size of tokyo!

"Get ya Kipper Flaps out for da lads!"

by Clarice big nip March 5, 2008

Kipper Kite

RAF Slang
Coastal Command Aircraft which convoyed
fishing fleets in the North and Irish Seas.

"He's out on a kipper kite run today"

by Gari August 26, 2005

Kipper Dinghy

Another name for a vagina because sometimes the labia are so fucked up it looks like a dinghy and often smells like a rotten kipper.

God damn i only wanted to eat some snatch i ended up going face first into a Kipper Dinghy.

by Dirtyfuckboy! April 7, 2009

Kipper Jonez

A name usually used for a hot guy and a person who has a long dick. And is 100% straight. and whoever it is has no issues what so ever. and they have the biggest urge for sex and can get to any girls pants.

Man Kipper Jonez is so kewl

Kipper Jonez got into my pants last night teehee

by lil_wayne69 March 13, 2009