A Kipper

Someone who is two faced, with no guts.

Don’t trust him, he’s just a kipper. (a two faced bastard with no guts)

by swichme July 9, 2012

Kipper

A member of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP). I.e a bigoted, xenophobic rightwing loon who cares deeply about the cultural marxist anarcho-leninist joo EUSSR banning Christmas, bee-killing pesticides and the native English curvy cucumbers, and giving the mooslims human rights.

Kippers aren't welcome in Schotland, apparently.

David Cameron won't prosper by trying to outkip the Kippers (Guarniad headline)

by AnarchoLeninist June 8, 2013

Kippers

The word which should be shouted as you wrong foot any opposition player in a competitive sport. This should help humiliate the player further as you leave him standing on the spot.

"You just got kippered" , "KIPPERS!"

by Martin Loader December 28, 2007

kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"

We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.

by Willow July 11, 2003

kippers

The smell which you make experience when doing unpleasantrys with a scrubber

Oh....Blimey...She smells of kippers...

by mole man May 23, 2003

kippers

The after coffee poo.

Man, I just had a coffee and I just can't keep my poo in my ass

by prepH May 14, 2004

young kipper

Very Ashki way of saying "Yom Kippur", the Jewish day of atonement.

Where are you going for Young Kipper?

by Queen Buttrix February 25, 2021