Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.
Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?
Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?
Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy
Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?
Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy
by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018
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2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women
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I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.
by toast455 July 2, 2005
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Basically, when you dance like an idiot in your kitchen, generally while cooking. May result in accidents, minor burns, and fire.
Sarah: What is that noise? It sounds like... music...
Delphine: Oh, that'll be the neighbours.
Sarah: *quizzical look*
Delphine: They're having a kitchen-rave.
Sarah: Is that why I can also hear a fire alarm?
Delphine: Oh, that'll be the neighbours.
Sarah: *quizzical look*
Delphine: They're having a kitchen-rave.
Sarah: Is that why I can also hear a fire alarm?
by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010
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It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.
by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014
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Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?
by Anecdotal November 28, 2012
Get the Clowns Kitchen mug.Other people's business talked about behind closed doors that can't be said in public, but can be expressed in one's home kitchen, far from the person(s) being talked about. Usually one's opinion is expressed.
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