ketomite

A person on the keto diet, especially someone who proselytizes for it

Chris lost thirty pounds since becoming a card-carrying ketomite.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.

by Creed Cur March 26, 2019

Katoucha

Katoucha, the friend everyone wants in their life. She’s most likely to be gorgeous but doesn’t seem to realize it. She’s the friend you can always rely on, but you better not be on her nerves or she’ll destroy you for the rest of your life

“We should all have a Katoucha in our life”

by rayanlnr April 20, 2021

katour

Sliding back or riding for your dead homie in Southside Jane n Finch slang

Kenzo: 'ayo duvy you heard the news ouvy just got killed'
Duvy: 'ahh ahh katour the spot'

by bandsupcampaign June 4, 2022

kerouacsdog

A micro-stake degenerate online poker player. Plays very tight, ABC poker, most of the time, but is prone to playing LAG now and again, when he's on tilt. Has played from 2nl up to 400PLO HU.
Is a winning player, long-term, likes to get his chips in good.

Unlucky with that badbeat, sir, but at least you got your chips in like a kerouacsdog.

by Kaydog1 February 4, 2010

Kethum

Kethum is the old ancient Egyption meaning the Ass to my hole, a phrase to be used when saying 'you are the ass to my hole' is just weird. Example: 'you are my kethum' meaning 'you are the ass to my hole'

'You are my kethum' meaning: 'you are the ass to my hole'

by Kethum mannn May 18, 2014

Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.

Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.

by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019

Ketsup

A cross between ketchup and catsup. Mainly for people who get confused on the two spellings and can't figure out how to spell it.

Imma eat some ketsup on my eggs.

by Ketsup queen January 30, 2019