keyser soze

Put simply, to keyser soze someone is to create an entire fake reality for them to perceive. Once that fake reality is in place you then go about your agenda in reality while your victim makes moves and assumptions based on the fake reality you made for them. By the time they realize the truth it's already too late cause you're long gone.

I met this woman at the club and I thought everything was cool, but she pulled a keyser soze on me.

by But am I wrong though? August 31, 2017

Urban Ass-kisser

1) A person who comes to Urbandictionary.com and posts the name of the person who they hope (probably in vain) to some day end up with. These people flood urbandictionary with thousands of useless definitions in the hopes that (Insert name here) will see it.

2) A self-aggrandizing loser.

1) chris conway

2) Alex Hall

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004

pickle kisser

A man who is sexually attracted to and/or has sex with a man.

Dan plays for the other team... He's a pickle kisser.

by NeBoi June 1, 2006

kisser

1. Mouth
2. Face

1. I'll kock you right in the fucking kisser.
2. That girl has a nice kisser.

by Fred Garvin January 11, 2004

Daddy Kisser

A grown man who still kisses his father on the lips.

"Met Danny's parents this weekend, turns out he's a daddy kisser. He said hello and smooched that old man right on the lips."

by Aladeen6969 April 19, 2017

Right in the kisser

a punch that was right in the mouth or face

*TV on with boxing match*
Announcer: WOW!!! Right in the kisser!!
Announcer 2:He is knocked out and was sent into next week!!!

by Yuri_Tarded August 9, 2018

ass-kisser

A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.

'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.

1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.

2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005