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A Mythical Paladin healer In World OF Warcraft. It is rummered that once kerotr casts a `Holy Light`on you, that you will be instantly transformed into chuck norris, as nothin known to man kind will be able to kill you. Kertor is located on the relm LAUGHINGSKULL
Kertor: casts holy light on Goritak.
Goritak: transforms into chuck norris.
Goritak begins to eat little babbies and punches women in the face as nothing can stop him now.
Kertor: casts holy light on him self
Kertor: transforms into a second chuck norris
The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny has begun.
(You Tube the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny)
Today Kertor and Goritak are still locked in their Epic Duel.
HOWEVER,
Goritak is now known as the LICH KING and Kertor is now known as Prince Kael`Thas
Goritak: transforms into chuck norris.
Goritak begins to eat little babbies and punches women in the face as nothing can stop him now.
Kertor: casts holy light on him self
Kertor: transforms into a second chuck norris
The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny has begun.
(You Tube the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny)
Today Kertor and Goritak are still locked in their Epic Duel.
HOWEVER,
Goritak is now known as the LICH KING and Kertor is now known as Prince Kael`Thas
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A mythical animal know to be a close relative to the ardvark family, known to have been sighted on numerous occasions, on the sunset off the saudi arabia desert sands and also just on the outskirts of manhattan.
The tale's that are told of 'Kertamin' are that he slowly trots across the saudia arabia deserts making his way towards manhatton for a reason no one knows.
Claim's have statted when he's restting he has a coconut and a lime beside him, the instrumental of 'put the lime and the coconut' by 'harry nilsson' starts to play quietly from the distance.
This mythical animal has only been sighted by the younger genaration ranging from 17-26 year olds. Kertamin has been sighted whilst under the influence's of illegal substance's and also intoxicated by alcohol. This strange animal has had some effect's on those who have encounted it (effect's last up to 15 to 48 hours).
These effects insist of a hallucinogenic effect which is seeing coconut's with a slice or whole lime next to it. Another effect is more of a 'possesed' type effect, in the way you place your right arm infront of your face and swing it slowly from left to right as if it was an ardvark's trunk.
No one has got recorded proof of 'Kertamin' so therefore has just remained a myth for people to discover, to believe in or to chase.
A mythical animal know to be a close relative to the ardvark family, known to have been sighted on numerous occasions, on the sunset off the saudi arabia desert sands and also just on the outskirts of manhattan.
The tale's that are told of 'Kertamin' are that he slowly trots across the saudia arabia deserts making his way towards manhatton for a reason no one knows.
Claim's have statted when he's restting he has a coconut and a lime beside him, the instrumental of 'put the lime and the coconut' by 'harry nilsson' starts to play quietly from the distance.
This mythical animal has only been sighted by the younger genaration ranging from 17-26 year olds. Kertamin has been sighted whilst under the influence's of illegal substance's and also intoxicated by alcohol. This strange animal has had some effect's on those who have encounted it (effect's last up to 15 to 48 hours).
These effects insist of a hallucinogenic effect which is seeing coconut's with a slice or whole lime next to it. Another effect is more of a 'possesed' type effect, in the way you place your right arm infront of your face and swing it slowly from left to right as if it was an ardvark's trunk.
No one has got recorded proof of 'Kertamin' so therefore has just remained a myth for people to discover, to believe in or to chase.
by teddypain January 18, 2010
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by teetz April 16, 2008
Get the Kertesz mug.When you poop so hard you pass out. Then wake up eating a big spider in your uncle Caren(yes uncle)basement.
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