a keezer is a man who has smoked for more then 40 years when he has only been alive for 15 and a half :)
by 7.. 5 December 4, 2004
Get the keezer mug.Name given to a clan of obnoxiously loud, Irish people. A Kennery is usually very good at card games, and they are world renowned for being excellent at mixing drinks. Each member of a Kennery clan is unique in thier own way, but all are equally beautiful and intelligent.
Person 1: Did you hear Mr. and Mrs. Kennery are having a kid?
Person 2: Yeah, I read it in Time Magazine, it was the cover story. They're naming the hospital it's born in after the family.
Person 1: Really? But why?
Person 2: (Chuckles) You obviously have never met a Kennery.
Person 2: Yeah, I read it in Time Magazine, it was the cover story. They're naming the hospital it's born in after the family.
Person 1: Really? But why?
Person 2: (Chuckles) You obviously have never met a Kennery.
by kennery01 June 28, 2010
Get the Kennery mug.The opposite of BDE (Big Dick Energy). While BDE means confidence without cockiness, Kenergy means confidence without cock. Much like a Ken doll.
Wow, that bodybuilder that goes to a party in a suit jacket without a shirt sure thinks he has BDE, but actually has some serious Kenergy.
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Get the Kenergy mug.A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.
He also enjoys partying very much.
He also enjoys partying very much.
by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005
Get the keezer mug.Keizer Oregon is the coolest place on earth. Just outside Salem it has a growing gang population as well as many other promising signs of flourishing.
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Get the Keizer mug.He carries a shlong also known as a big dick, skinny, make all the hoes wanna come back, and also funny
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