Usually a household item or especially something that can be GOT AT, that has been broken, smashed, destroyed, stuffed, completely wrecked, FUBAR, all at the same time - but even worse.
Ken:'My computer's broken again!'
Me: 'Got a virus? Hard drive failure? battery problem? Wifi down? keyboard not connected?'
Ken: 'S'worse. I've fecking KENNED it'
Me: 'New laptops are on sale at PC World this week...'
Me: 'Got a virus? Hard drive failure? battery problem? Wifi down? keyboard not connected?'
Ken: 'S'worse. I've fecking KENNED it'
Me: 'New laptops are on sale at PC World this week...'
by Leovinus October 23, 2017

1. Scottish slang for 'Know' or 'No'.
2. That bastard down the road who keeps asking me to come out and play.
2. That bastard down the road who keeps asking me to come out and play.
1. "Ya ken wit a mean?"
(You know what I mean?)
2. "Play?"
(Secretly, I'm over at your house just to piss you off.)
(You know what I mean?)
2. "Play?"
(Secretly, I'm over at your house just to piss you off.)
by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

The most amazing person I've ever met. He always makes me feel like home when i look in his eyes. He's the kind of person who will love you endlessly and be there for you no matter what. He's makes you feel special and happy in any situation. If you ever meet him you'll never want to leave his side.
Ken is so wonderful.
by Maraaaaaaaaaa September 5, 2019

Another way to say "Know " or "Understand"
Mostly used by inhabitants on the East Coast of Scotland. (Edinburgh, etc)
Mostly used by inhabitants on the East Coast of Scotland. (Edinburgh, etc)
Guy1 : Awrite mate, I was walkin doon the street eh, Then this car came oot of naywhere, ken whit a mean like ?
Guy2 : No I dinny ken.
Translation :
Guy1 : Alright mate, I was walking down the street, Then this car came out of nowhere, Do you know what I mean ?
Guy2 : No I don't understand.
Guy2 : No I dinny ken.
Translation :
Guy1 : Alright mate, I was walking down the street, Then this car came out of nowhere, Do you know what I mean ?
Guy2 : No I don't understand.
by RagingStander October 2, 2009

by blahhsnoff November 5, 2010

An intelligent, beautiful girl with so much to offer in the world. She is always up for a challenge and never gives up. She has trouble with self-confidence but learns to overcome all obstacles that may come her way. Very sweet, thoughtful, and unique
by nfgrb November 12, 2013
