Kerplumpkin

The act of introducing a rotten egg, a scrambled egg, a old priest-egg, and a young priest-egg into a man's fully (or non fully) dialated rectum and using the mixture to cook hamburger meat within his black cherry.

Ya either get busy talking, or ya get busy kerplumpkin

by Wet Stanley March 4, 2011

kerplunk

The great sound that you hear when playing Beer-Die and the die goes into the cup

Kerplunk Bitch, that will be my fucking hat trick

by Dance Machine May 24, 2005

Kerplunkity

a word created during a game of DnD to describes messed up situations

This whole fight went kerplunkity

by xNerdProx August 16, 2016

KerPlunkin

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman deficating on a toilet an ejaculating the moment said defication hits Water. (Hence the "KerPlunk")

My Blumpkin turned into a KerPlunkin this morning when we both finished at the exact Same time! (KerPlunk)

by Sabby Blue November 19, 2016

Kerplunk

When your well endowed and it hits the toilet water.

When I was taking a crap and yup "Kerplunk".

by Willy_d_ March 25, 2017

Kerplunk

When a mans dick smoothly goes into a vagina very fast.

My dick went kerplunk into Rebecca’s pussy.

by BoiClapper52 October 24, 2018

Kerplunkage

A sound made when a solid lands in a liquid .

Brad's kerplunkage from the beer pong game made him the talk of the town

by ColinSimson April 1, 2019