kelly stalking

stalking someone in every aspect of their life

girl 1: she's following my blogs, my twitter, my facebook and myspace"
girl 2: "oh.. so she's totally kelly stalking you"

by lindsay lohan lady gagaa March 3, 2009

Kelly Smunt

Similar to the plain smunt this one is much more smelly, and handily could be confused with a genuine girl's name.

As an insult "you Kelly Smunt"
as a description "she had a Kelly Smunt"

by PinkMissy October 4, 2006

Kelly Schaffer

a very beautiful girl that has one specific person named trevor roach that cares about her alot and would do anything for her

Kelly Schaffer you should be trevor roach's boyfriend

by penn hills army man December 1, 2010

P. Kelly special

p.kelly special is when you have a bath with ure best friend geoff and lick each others belly buttons clean

"geoff its p kelly special time!"

by Geoff January 18, 2005

R Kelly Sharpshooter

The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.

you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a

(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.

Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.

Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!

by ranchdong October 3, 2017

P. Kelly special

When ones form teacher requests ones contact book and one does not reveal ones order marks.

"sir i havent done anything"
"stop talking!"

by WIll January 17, 2005

kelly/sinead

touting liar with rare shoulders.

that kelly/sinead bird is a melter.

by baron samedi July 29, 2008