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keeler special

make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close
Mark- "Hey Billy, I saw you with that girl at that party, you fuck her?"

Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."
by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010
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Keebelund

Slang for kebab when you're going to go and eat it (ie. lunch etc.). The whole act of going there and eating the kebab is thus called "The song of Keebelund" after the more famous operas.

If you spot an unfinished plate of kebab at any kebab joint, it is considered an "Unfinished song of Keebelund".
Frank: "Hey Jim, you wanna go listen to the song of keebelund?"
Jim: "Sure, I'm famished."
by Onetwo3d July 7, 2010
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super keener

A keener who is a step or two up... or ten.

Much like regular keeners, super keeners like to participate enthusiastically in school and extracurricular activities. However super keeners are the leaders of the clubs, teams, and projects that keeners are oh so proud to be a part of. Super keeners are the most politically powerful students in a school; some even have more influence than average adults.

This doesn't necessarily make the super keener a popular and well known person. Some super keeners are relatively unknown socially within the school but have the most newspaper articles written about them outside. Meeting one of these hidden keeners can be quite the experience as you first assume they're a nobody but later discover they have local politicians on their contacts, and you realize you could be talking to the next prime minister. It can also be depressing as a role-reversal might occur and you will see yourself as the nobody in view of their accomplishments.

A super keener can still make a good friend though, they're usually nice and can help you with extracurriculars. Even if he/she doesn't you should still respect them, you might end up voting for them someday.
EXAMPLE 1:
super keener: "sorry i can't hang out this week, i have debate club, student government, basketball, green club, charity...

regular keener:"yeah i get it, you've got stuff to do"

EXAMPLE 2:
bob: "hey i googled wilson's name up, he was in like 10 diffrent articles"

jason: "who? i don't even know the guy"

bob: "he's a hidden super keener"
by JustSomeGuy2012 January 27, 2012
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Kleber

a Really bad ass cool dude that if he is your his friend your a lucky person. and he makes a good couple with is girlfriend. he is intelligent, and can correct your spelling;D
"That Kleber guy is really cool"
by thatoneguywholikeslax November 28, 2012
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finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.
"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"
by polo November 29, 2004
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The Keeper

an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.
fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.
by the fishy April 30, 2005
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keebler elves

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.
The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.
by Angelacia August 26, 2007
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