Colon Kicker

When you stick your foot knee deep in his asshole

John said "I have a foot fetish, lets do something that involves feet" So I replied with "Let's try the Colon Kicker!"

by FrankDim October 18, 2021

kicker

The detail (usually unpleasant) that changes everything.

The kicker was, Mephisto was supposed to get Faust's soul -- forever!

by Octopod November 9, 2003

nigger kickers

shoes that are meant solely for kicking niggers. These shoes provide the comfort that is needed when you have to kick a nigger or two or even any nigger that you see.

I was very angry last night, so I put on my nigger kickers and went outdoors and kicked some niggers. I had quite the experience with the nigger kickers as my feet were quite comfortable during the kicking.

by The Nigger Kicker November 8, 2008

puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.

My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!

by phi April 25, 2004

kicker paper

a small paper about business card thickness that you roll put in the mouth piece end of spliffs/joints so that you can smoke down to the roach without burning your fingers

stoner 1: 'hey man twist that shit up'

stoner 2: 'man you got any kicker paper?'

stoner 1: 'yeah man here's my old mans business card'

stoner 2: 'allllrigggght now we can put a mouth piece on diss spleeeeiiff and blaze it all up'

by c.h.man December 31, 2009

tire kicker

A person who acts or thinks they're interested in purchasing a car that they can most likely not afford to buy. They spend a majority of their time trying to find things wrong with the car that's for sale by complaining the car is the wrong color,(when they knew that it was that color in the first place), its an automatic instead of a stick (but if it were a stick he'd want an automatic) or its missing a few features that they really wanted, like the irrelevant windshield washers on the headlights. Tire kickers generally low ball you on the first offer, just to see how desperate you are. They generally test your will to sell it to them by their indecision. Most tire kickers are indecisive car buyers who are cheapskates at heart, that will never fix the things or faults they find wrong on the car thats for sale if they buy it.

Tommy the tire kicker was testing Johns patience with the list of things he didn't like about the car.

by Dion 67 October 20, 2007

Keeker

A keeker is another word for penis.

Wow what a nice keeker you have
Nice keeker

by Walmartman445 October 25, 2020