kavanaugh tears 

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

kavanaugh tears by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

ryan kavanaugh 

A slang word for someone with very tiny hands.

The young boy had a pair of ryan kavanaughs.

ryan kavanaugh by 🐺 December 7, 2021

kavanaugh 

The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.

Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.

kavanaugh by Meme-man2000 September 23, 2018

Kariana 

If you ever meet a Kariana never let her go. She is super funny but watch out she can be a little aggressive but she always means well. Most Karianas like memes. They aren’t super athletic and are kinda of lazy. But that is part of her charm

Kim: Ha ha Kariana you are so funny

Kariana by Africa lover November 6, 2020

kavanaugh 

cold beer, consumed rapidly

Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!

kavanaugh by Political Operative October 6, 2018

kavanaugh cryin 

To over dramatically pretend to cry in an attempt to gain empathy when credibility fails.

A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.

Black Out Brett couldn't refute the growing mountain of evidence against his character, unethical behavior, questionable personal finances or even answer basic questions regarding law, procedure & the Constitution. So he went on this crazy ass rant about daddy's calendars & pulled some Kavanaugh cryin. How embarrassing.

Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.

Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!

kavanaugh cryin by Snappy Capricorn October 7, 2018