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Kate Punch

Kate Punch is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend.

Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE youuu
OMG! Vulpine Acute Hooky! Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu....
by heDidAveryBadThing July 16, 2010
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Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.
by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009
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Kate Pierson

A woman of 60(as of 2008) who shares the same voice in the musical group, "The B-52's" as she did when they first emerged. Almost twice as attractive as she used to be and adored by almost no young boys today.
A sickness from listening to their music all too much.
Chelsea C : "Daviddddd<3 Did you listen to Funplex!?(Drools)"

David : "Yeah, and now I've Kate Pierson..."
by David the Louse August 21, 2008
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Katherin

Oof Katherin she is a bitch when she wants to be but when you get to know her she is a goofball and can blow you away with her smile. Katherin is a girl that is hard to find she is kind and very sweet. Don't lose a Katherin like this one because when you do you will regret it!
Him: who is that?

Another him: oh that's Katherin, isn't she beautiful
Him: hell yes!
by Kat1000 November 26, 2018
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Kate Nash

A woman who has somehow managed to get some songs out, even though she's clearly trying to emulate Lily Allen's accent. This would be ok if she was any good at it, or if her lyrics weren't so bad. But she obviously doesn't even speak with that accent really. No one does.
From Kate Nash's song 'Birds':

"so they ran out of the station and jumped on to a bus with two of yesterdays travel cards and two bottles of bud,
and he said 'you look well nice'
well she wearing a skirt and he thought she looked nice and yeah she didnt really care about anything else, 'cos she only wanted him to think that she looked nice and he did."

No, seriously. That's what it says.
by iamacrackarr October 22, 2007
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queen katherine school

Absolute shit hole. The head teacher hasn't got a fucking clue. And the rest of the teachers just follow on. Frog man lee is the biggest cunt in the world. Bring an umbrella as he spits.
by Queen katherine students April 21, 2019
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kathels

a person who throws a walrus at your grandmother, licks your sheet music, or lays turtle eggs in your sandwich
"you seriously just throw that fridge at me?! you are such a kathels
by smexy grandma November 2, 2014
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