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Kasper Sandøy

A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.
Guy 1: Woah! that guys penis is massive!
Guy 2: it must be Kasper Sandøy .
by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021
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Kasper Skov

A guy who is a big goat and gets really fucking drunk at every party and he goes cold every time.
Oh, look at that Kasper Skov. He's so fucking drunk
by Frank0109 March 2, 2017
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Kasper Lange

A tall, fragile being known for his ridiculous way of looking and acting. He is known for his repetitive use of the exact same sentences, such as: "Ha ha ha", "You be so funny" and a few more, just as shitty. A Kasper typically lookes like a mix of a lighthouse and a monkey. He probably lives in a cardboardbox, while using the internet of a nearby school, since he doesn't have acces to his own.
"Wow, Kasper Lange sure is fucking ugly."
by GayNoob March 23, 2017
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Kasper Loks

The name 'Kasper' or 'Casper' originates from American Pie, as he has sex with the hot girls, and parties hard and all that.

He's god.
"What do you think of Jessica Alba?"

"DUDE! She's so hot, but only a Kasper
by Benzie77 April 11, 2019
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Kasper Dewitt

did you hear kasper dewitt just spent another 5k on a star citizen ship what a god gamer
by allahgamer64 November 23, 2023
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Kasper Dewitt

Did you hear Kasper Dewitt just bought another 5k worth of star citizen ships?
by allahgamer64 November 23, 2023
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Dirty Kasper

When a guy receives a rim job while standing like captain Morgan
I came home from work and saw my husband standing with one leg up on the coffee table. It was time for a Dirty Kasper
by Mom_pounder69 June 20, 2020
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