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Kasper Sandøy

A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.
Guy 1: Woah! that guys penis is massive!
Guy 2: it must be Kasper Sandøy .
by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021
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kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.
Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?
by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021
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Flying Kasper

It is when person called Kasper can fly around , usally he dont have any legs.
Yo dude, you wana fly to New York on a Flying Kasper
by KasperTheFlyingMan May 9, 2019
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Kasper Skov

A guy who is a big goat and gets really fucking drunk at every party and he goes cold every time.
Oh, look at that Kasper Skov. He's so fucking drunk
by Frank0109 March 2, 2017
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Kasper Loks

The name 'Kasper' or 'Casper' originates from American Pie, as he has sex with the hot girls, and parties hard and all that.

He's god.
"What do you think of Jessica Alba?"

"DUDE! She's so hot, but only a Kasper
by Benzie77 April 11, 2019
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Kasper Dewitt

did you hear kasper dewitt just spent another 5k on a star citizen ship what a god gamer
by allahgamer64 November 23, 2023
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Kasper

Kasper is typically a woman like dude who eats Pussy for supper. And in almost scenario Kasper is Scandinavian and has bitch ass friends.

Kasper’s main dude Sander dont want to be with him anymore because he is obsessed with girls and thinks it is hoes before bros. And jonas dont have time for him couse he need to sleep.
And that’s why Kasper’s usually dont have any freinds.

FUCK YOU ALL
Fuck you im Kasper i can do whatever i want!
Oh shit, you have a cunt. I can say that cause I’m Kasper
If you fuck with Gabriella I’m gonna call my dad
I’m king and you ar gonna do as I say because I’m Kasper
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