Kabuki Whore

A whore of Chinese decent, a slang that is used for prostitutes in that region/area.

She could not be trusted, she was a Kabuki Whore with a shady past.

by DNAGuy April 19, 2019

kanekiist

kanekiist is the best account on tiktok you can come across by. kanekiist loves all their followers and mutuals and always has the best content. they also have fire edits. are you following kanekiist yet? be ashamed if you aren’t.

kanekiist follows me back omg! i’m so happy i’m crying!

by dakiune June 23, 2021

kankki

Kankki is a very big gamer that loves ball and cannon cart from clash royale.He has a huge penis and is very straight and not gay.He steals all the women and is very handsome and not gay.

"Yo guys it´'s Kankki!I hope he doesn't steal my girl."

by Kankki Gaming May 6, 2022

Kabuki shorts

A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.

-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images

Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."

Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"

Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."

by RealSh*t December 25, 2013

Kaneki Ken

He just wanted to go on a date... He ended up physically, mentally and emotionally scarred for life.

Black hair(season one): Sweet boy who deserves the world.

White hair: Badass boy who deserves the world.

Black hair(ending of season three and beginning of season four): Seriously sad boy who deserves the world.

White and grey hair: Sasaki Haise, kind and sweet boy who deserves the world.

Final form: Recovering boy that deserves the world.

Nishiki: “Who’s that black haired guy? He looks depressed.”
Hide: “Oh, him? That’s the most amazing guy on the planet! He’s my best friend, Kaneki Ken!”

by Kaneki deserves better December 18, 2019

kabuki girl

A goth girl. Face is white, hair is black, probably stab you in the back.

I saw a smokin hot kabuki girl at the punk show last night.

by punkrockacademy February 14, 2019

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

One of Troma's hideously deformed creatures of super-human size and strength. OFten refered to as Toxie cohort, but is arguablly more powerful than The Toxic Avenger himself (when at his full-potential).

Once tough city-cop Harry Griswold, now Japanese hero of American decent who gained his powers by the ancient Kabuki-Legend. He gained the abilities of the great Kabuki spirit, including heat-seaking chop-sticks, suffocating computerized 16-byte sushi, pyro projectile parasols, and even flight.

Due to the unsuccesfulness of his debut movie "Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D", Kabukiman became an alcoholic drug-abuser and lost control of his awesome oriental super-powers in the film "Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV". Though it is rumored he will return to rehab and possibly regain full control of his abilities in his next rumored features: "Sgt. Kabukiman L.A.P.D." and "Saving Private Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part V"

"Hey, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., my best-freind, how's it going?"
~Toxie

by Ginose December 13, 2008