kanga

an aussie kangaroo. usually a fucking pest to society. they love to jump in front of cars and fuck up people’s days. they usually can knock the shit out of you if you try to fight one. built like a brick shit house tho, don’t fuck with kangas.

“fucking drove my car right through a fucking kanga yesterday”

“kanga down at the lake hume gave me a black eye, nearly knocked the shit out of me”

by franga cuz December 3, 2019

kanga-ruz-d

When person becomes the single point of failure socially.

What happened to the kingdom buff?
We got kanga-ruz-d, hes passed out and wont wake up.
FML

by tangled tapeworm December 6, 2020

Kanga

A word used to describe someone who is Australian

You're a kanga how is it down under?

by JeffLegBruh October 27, 2020

Sketty kanga

Defined as person that has to jump on the next opportunity person or home faster then a kangaroo hops

You sketty little kanga

You jumped in his bed like the sketty kanga you are

by Kohigh82 August 24, 2024

Al-kanga

It’s when jinns find an unsuspecting human target and proceed to surround him and call him squirly in an attempt to trick him into going wreath-mode indefinitely or until pardoned (at their will, of course). Now, this ofcourse never comes to fruition as it’s literally impossible without the co-operation of the human (due to pre-existing heavenly laws pertaining to creation). What ends up happening, is the jinn participants realise they are inferior fools, absolute fools mid-kanga, and proceed to blame it on environmental factors whilst taking all the credit amongst other unsuspecting jinns (a kanga in its own right lol).

“You hear about Timmy? The jinns around him tried do him dirty and al-kanga him, but of course he got away after a couple of months… They tried chasing him down, but Timmy was just too smart”

“No way, I’m guessing the jinns around him took the credit anyway?”

“Oh, you know it, classic al-kanga”

by Escape-dat-kanga January 1, 2026

Kanga

“Kanga” “Kangoo” “Kanger” are terms that are used to refer to Australians in a mocking and insulting way.

Shut your Kanga/Kangoo/Kanger ass up

by Kaeissokawaii February 15, 2024

Kanga

“Kanga” “Kangoo” “Kanger” are terms that are used to refer to Australians in a mocking and insulting way.

Shut your Kanga/Kangoo/Kanger ass up

by Kaeissokawaii February 15, 2024