person a: omg karkat vantas is so adorable i love him so much omg
person b: no??
person a: shut up asshole đź’–
person b: no??
person a: shut up asshole đź’–
by StriderReal November 24, 2021
Get the Karkat Vantas mug.A person who is deluded enough to believe that Kolkata (the formerly prosperous capital of West Bengal, India) is the best city in India (if not in the world) in most aspects and that its people are culturally or intellectually superior to other human beings.
He / she is often born and brought up in Kolkata and has experienced very little of the outside world, except through the lens of racial superiority. He / she prefers to live in denial about the backwardness of Kolkata (and of West Bengal) and gets triggered by any criticism of Kolkata.
He / she is often born and brought up in Kolkata and has experienced very little of the outside world, except through the lens of racial superiority. He / she prefers to live in denial about the backwardness of Kolkata (and of West Bengal) and gets triggered by any criticism of Kolkata.
Normal person: There are hardly any new jobs created in Kolkata, or in West Bengal for that matter. Most well-educated people have to leave their homelands for their livelihoods.
Kolkatard: So what? Where else would you find aloo in biryani?
Normal person: Why are politics so violent in and around Kolkata? Why do you have gunshots and bomb blasts during municipal elections?
Kolkatard: West Bengal is the land of revolutionary politics and has was always been violent. If you can't survive a few bullets, stay away from our politics.
Kolkatard: So what? Where else would you find aloo in biryani?
Normal person: Why are politics so violent in and around Kolkata? Why do you have gunshots and bomb blasts during municipal elections?
Kolkatard: West Bengal is the land of revolutionary politics and has was always been violent. If you can't survive a few bullets, stay away from our politics.
by Bengal Hippo April 10, 2022
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by Chevychase October 3, 2017
Get the Kakatu mug.The Kolkata Sewer Pipe refers to a person’s ring hole. Other names given to the Kolkata Sewer Pipe are: Sphincter, arse (ass), poo shoot, Khyber Pass, crack, bum, crevice and back door to name but a few.
Me mate Timbo has been smashin the porcelain all day. It seems the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe is working over time.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
by Davo Koala Pants August 5, 2019
Get the Kolkata Sewer Pipe mug.Kakkati Is a greek word, and its a thing that comes from your nose. Its delicious,you should try it asap!
You also can use it to describe an amazing person.
You also can use it to describe an amazing person.
by Modyrio March 18, 2021
Get the Kakkati mug.If you or someone you love’s last name is Kalka they are the most amazingly beautiful people you will ever see in your entire life. They have the best personalities and may not be the smartest when it comes to decisions sometimes, but it will always turn out great for a Kalka.
Kalka’s are great people to love especially when they’re young because they’re the sweetest most relatable people you’ll ever meet. Things may be awkward sometimes when talking to a Kalka, but if they love you as much as you love them, then you’ve got an amazing life ahead of you with this Kalka.
Kalka’s are great people to love especially when they’re young because they’re the sweetest most relatable people you’ll ever meet. Things may be awkward sometimes when talking to a Kalka, but if they love you as much as you love them, then you’ve got an amazing life ahead of you with this Kalka.
Girl: I really like Ray Kalka, you know?
Girl2: I DO know! And you OF COURSE know he really likes you a LOT, right?!?
Girl: He says he does, though I’m not completely sure about our relationship because of his level of awkwardness around me.
Girl2: Don’t forget, no matter what happens, Ray Kalka is the most loyal loving friend you’ll ever have!!
Girl2: I DO know! And you OF COURSE know he really likes you a LOT, right?!?
Girl: He says he does, though I’m not completely sure about our relationship because of his level of awkwardness around me.
Girl2: Don’t forget, no matter what happens, Ray Kalka is the most loyal loving friend you’ll ever have!!
by lilcappa_kaLks February 1, 2022
Get the kalka mug.He has a long shlong and a massive nutsack he usually likes walking around nude to let his testicuzies cool
by Lucas Kalata August 5, 2020
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