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kaleb

the best person in the world! he makes you feel better when you are down...i have always loved him. and i always will. kaleb i hope i get a chance with you!
kaleb i love you!
you the best!
by Katie A. March 3, 2005
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anyone would be lucky to have him
by Caitlin June 4, 2004
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Kaleb is the type of kid who absolutely adores attention, and loves when people laugh at his jokes, but still a virgin. He usually spends his time in a house watching ironic tik toks or playing call of duty, but usually at school he has a couple of best friends to hang out with them and mess around. (P.S, might be a little racist from time to time)
Guy 1: Yo Kaleb, spare coochie?

Kaleb: nah fam, we only give little sisters in west Alabama
by Name stalker March 1, 2019
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Kaleb is a guy you wouldn’t want to lose. He is nice, smart, and also popular at the same time. He doesn’t care if anyone talks bad about him, he’s VERY quiet and cute. Get you a Kaleb!
Person 1: Omg have you met Kaleb?

Person 2: Yes!! He is so nice.
Person 3: Bitches back off I call dibs!
by SnazzyBlueJeans March 5, 2019
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They are a really good person keep them close
Oh your name is kaleb I can tell your a good person
by Ayyyyboi November 3, 2019
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Kaleb

Derived from the word God.

Also a phrase for the hottest person alive to ever step foot on earth and any other planets he has been on. Mars, Jupiter, Urnaus, and Saturn.

Common name for a black man that has mass skills.

When girls talk about who is hot and they dont want some boy to here they will substitute their name with Kaleb.

It also the hottest man to ever step foot on earth.
The examples were taken from real audiences off the street of New York

"OMG, Kaleb is sooo hawt, I wish I could be him!"
"I would get my left testicle to be Kaleb for a minutes"
"I to touch Kalebs fingernail, because i am not worthy enough to touch any other part of his body.
by Alex Heffner May 7, 2008
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A kaleb is a fricken dope dude. If a girl ever likes him, he will probably try to get his dick sucked. He is very handy with the steel. The only thing that I'm ashamed of is that every Kaleb fails within the first 4 days of No Nut November
Kaleb: Hey girl your looking pretty nice
Girl: If your handy with the meat, I might get sloppy
by Ksjdhd November 25, 2018
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