Kalani Berry

Being a fatass who does nothing but eat and is the worst madden player in the world

1: “your eating again, your so kalani berry!”

2: “why are you playing madden, your kalani berry at that game”

by ababababbaba April 26, 2024

Kalani

A racial slur for Indigenous Tribal women from New Zealand.

Would you look at that, those Kalanis are congregating near a freshly painted duplex

by johnson 6789 November 14, 2021

kalani

kalani loves dick. also know how to gag ! she isn’t afraid to swallow your kids; also isnt afraid to cut your dick off. she loves fat niggas

kalani; get her bbc & she’ll love you FOREVER

by ash john November 24, 2021

Kalani

Love to get on the gear

Kalani says Let’s get a bag?

by Mozdawgs November 22, 2021

kalani brown

the best girl in the world. shes so beautiful and the most lovable person ever. she's different from anyone you'll ever meet. I love her so so much and want nothing but the absolute best for her. she will grow up to be the purest, most determined women ever and will fight for her truth. kalani isn't for everyone, but she's for me.

"do you see that money chasing gorgeous girl??"
"yea, her name must be kalani brown"

by boobieluvr123 November 19, 2023

Kalani

An Pre-Pubescent male

"kalani"

by adfjnjsnviuergae;orekjnvo;eu;a March 7, 2022

kalani gramento

the greatest man alive

Micheal Jordan is an kalani gramento

by kzueb gramy March 28, 2022