Kahoot

The war that most remembered. People who enter the battlefield most likely fail the test. Even some have PTSD from the battle. Every soldier chooses a name that isn’t really theirs and begins asking questions. Every kahoot has the loud black girl that goes crazy after answering correctly knowing she completely guessed it.

Tim: Bro who tf is Mike Oxlong, he just sent me from 3rd place to 5th place in Kahoot!

Jim: Dunno but his name sounds kinda strange

Mike Oxlong: ....,

by Bisto HQ April 18, 2019

Kachow

Also commonly referred to the classic catchphrase of the notorious "Lightning McQueen", kachow is a term that is used as a reference to when a man sneezes while taking a piss resulting in a "KACHOW". A kachow can only be avoided if the victim starts to force his piss stream to a higher PSI, or just holding in the sneeze.

Jim: Kachowwww!
Debbie: (walks into bathroom) What Jim?
Jim: I fucking sneezed while pissing, what else would it be?
Debbie: Kachow?
Jim: Fuck you Debbie, no one likes you.

by BLACKDADDY4LIFE July 12, 2017

Kachow

Smacking someone with your semen

Bruh nina just got kachowed

by Flamecaller November 22, 2018

Kachow

When you're about bust a nut in her mouth and whisper in her ear "kachow."

Becky: *Sucking Juan*
Juan: *about to bust a nut and whispers in her ear* "kachow"

by StultifiedJohnny July 25, 2017

Kahooty booty

A booty that is difficult to get, much like the answers to a kahoot, but if you get it everyone knows you are better than them

That girl has a kahooty booty, should I try and get it or is it not worth the effort

by Raft637 October 22, 2016

Kachow

Kachow means something that is going fast zoom

Something to scream at your neighbors while mowing the lawn
While walking down the street like an idiot he was Kachowing
Before you win a race
Lightning McQueen's iconic phrase

I KACHOWED down the street after my report card was delivered

by bananapopsocket January 12, 2019

Kahoochie

When you eating pussy and playing Kahoot simultaneously.

"Like, damn, that game of Kahoochie last night was bomb."

by πthon March 20, 2019