kmacked

to be accepted to a date and/or dance, only later to be rejected by the other person.

Guy 1: Dude, you're going out with her?
Guy 2: No man, I got kmacked.
Guy 1: Fuck, that sucks.

by w3sty December 5, 2010

shit kicked in

Getting beat the fuck up by one or more. Properly getting your ass handed to you in a very painful way.

Adam was being a douche and got his shit kicked in the other night.

Hey Larry, I hear you got your shit kicked in for being a racist?

by jonasthegreat July 30, 2006

karked

From the slang Kark (shortened form of carcass - a dead body)

To have died

I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally

In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty

But I didnt.....

by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 18, 2005

kicked

To be done, or cashed. Usually associated with nuggets.

Dude that bowl is as kicked as tylers anus

by J dub October 5, 2003

Kicked in the nuts

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

by martimer/marv June 7, 2005

kicked your puppy

someone having the appearance of just receiving very bad news or suffering a horrible disappointment.

Hey man, you alright? You look like someone just kicked your puppy.

by TheDarkHarlequin June 15, 2007

Dick Kicked In

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

by Average John April 3, 2015