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Justin Trudeau 

"Daddy Trudeau", otherwise known as the most well-known sugar daddy in Canada. Supplying his sugar-babies with 2,000 a month to "live". The best daddy all girls could have during a pandemic. Nice butt that will keep you up till 3:16 AM annoyed that your lover does not have the booty that Daddy Trudeau has. Man of all women's dreams and he's the perfect man for us- I mean Canada.
"I just made my shrine to Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada! I can wait to pray to it tonight!"

Tsimfuckis (Justin Tsimbidis) 

Tsimfuckis was an early youtuber, back in 2009, who became popular for his covers of rap songs. He suffers with Progeria, a condition that makes you age rapidly, and his unusual appearance alongside his kick-ass, no-bull attitude won him fans online. His youtube channel was closed down and for years afterwards people assumed he had died, as the average life expectancy of a person with Progeria is only 13 years. Rumours spread from /b/ that he had committed suicide, but this was not true.

He can still be found on instagram, where he posted about his life and interests, including music and a large funko pop collection- however, he stopped posting in May 2022 shortly after his 29th birthday, a huge milestone. His condition now is unknown.
"hey... you remember Tsimfuckis (Justin Tsimbidis)? What's he up to these days?"

Justin Taylor

Amazing, spectacular, wonderful, talented, magnificent, beautiful, perfect.

Describing something much more than almost any word possible, its beyond compared.
" wow you're so Justin Taylor today!" " Omg this food is Justin Taylor!" " damn you sound Justin Taylor"
Justin Taylor by Dewbelial66 February 11, 2019

Justin Tam 

He is as handsome as they go.

He is as tall the sky.

His confidence is soaring.
And he’ll never make you cry.

There’s nothing there to hate.
You see him and go: “Damn”
He is the perfect man.
His name is Justin Tam
Wow, that guy over there who is the hottest guy I’ve ever seen and want to immediately fuck looks like a straight Justin Tam
Justin Tam by Russquad October 19, 2020

Justin trudeau 

a very funny guy who likes to disguise himself as an Indian Africain Aladin and a lot more
what he says is a lot funny.
Justin trudeau: We are going to continue to continue of doing efforts
Justin trudeau by A Québecois November 30, 2021

Justin Theroux 

Mysterious, dark haired actor best known for playing Adam Kesher in David Lynch's Mulholland Drive, Bryce in American Psycho and Irish Mobster Seamus O'Grady in Charlies Angels: Full Throttle.

Also distinguishable by his thick black rimmed glasses, tribrow, and little hot body.
Oh my shag.
What?
Justin Theroux is such a hot body.
Ah, yes.