Jarod is a world-class anus tickler who storms around the country in a tornado like movement tickling everybody's anus that he crosses paths with.
Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.
But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.
But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
by Mickeymouse12345678987456321 August 20, 2012
Get the Jarod mug.by D. Tucks October 24, 2008
Get the jured mug.It refers to a town or estate which is very isolated and lifeless due to it's inconvenient and out of the way location. It is inspired by an estate in Singapore but applicable to any estate in the world. It gives off a very negative vibe and when you are there you just feel like killing yourself or burning the whole place down.
Man 1: "I hate this place! It's so lifeless! I feel like killing myself!"
Man 2: "Wtf bro, chill out"
Man 3: "Well, it's understandable, after all we are in a jurong"
Man 2: "Wtf bro, chill out"
Man 3: "Well, it's understandable, after all we are in a jurong"
by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019
Get the Jurong mug.Adjective used to describe anything meant to piss someone off with the intent of humor... and none resulting. Also defined as stating normal sentences in question form. Not to be confused with synonyms such as flagrantly homosexual.
by ImayBeCrazy November 15, 2006
Get the Juron-esque mug.one of the more lifeless schools in Singapore the students here generally treat their school table as sleeping pillows and the xmms yps count as well as the school budget here is as low as the students attendance rate but the teachers here are mostly caring and dont really have any favourites except for tht one shitty eng cher cos the students r all shit anyways and also police visits are a monthly must for some reason even tho the gangsterism here is way toned down compared to boonlay secondary nearby
I want to go to Jurong West Secondary after my PSLE said no one ever
~Don't, just go to Westwood its far better and have livelier environment
~Don't, just go to Westwood its far better and have livelier environment
by theguardianangel78 August 20, 2021
Get the Jurong West Secondary mug.1. In it’s ultimate sense ‘jurd’ is a word that is a replacement for the term ‘LOL’ as we believe that it is incredibly overused. However, jurd can be used in many other contexts, for example as an expression of either annoyance or deep joy. It can also be a substitute for dull nouns or verbs, with the meaning being communicated more through gestures and emphasis than the expression itself.
2. Jurd is a colourless item that smells like a felt tipped pen and tastes like raspberries on a warm summer’s eve.
3. The Jurd is a cult, with Phillipa and Mazz as it’s chief leaders. Followers of the Jurd are known as Jurdites. In this connotation Jurd must always be written and spoken with a capital ‘J’. The arch enemies of the Jurd are the Jurdless ones. They are known in fear and spoken of only to those who know the true meaning and power of the Jurd.
2. Jurd is a colourless item that smells like a felt tipped pen and tastes like raspberries on a warm summer’s eve.
3. The Jurd is a cult, with Phillipa and Mazz as it’s chief leaders. Followers of the Jurd are known as Jurdites. In this connotation Jurd must always be written and spoken with a capital ‘J’. The arch enemies of the Jurd are the Jurdless ones. They are known in fear and spoken of only to those who know the true meaning and power of the Jurd.
“What the jurd?”
“Oh jurd it.”
“Hello there my jurding old chum would you like some raspberry jurd?”
“My jurding computer is so slow, it needs a good kick up the jurd methinks”
“I had a really good jurd last night”
“You know me, I’m only jurding”
“Oh jurd it.”
“Hello there my jurding old chum would you like some raspberry jurd?”
“My jurding computer is so slow, it needs a good kick up the jurd methinks”
“I had a really good jurd last night”
“You know me, I’m only jurding”
by newachillesheel + plips January 12, 2005
Get the jurd mug.(Jer-dan-ihs)Originates from south african tribe, Yurdanos. Word can be used to describe nearly ANYTHING. As you will see there are many examples below.
Somebody smells like a Jurdanis.
Have you been sleeping with the Jurdanis down the block?
Hey, Who cut the Jurdanis?
Your Jurdanis is showing.
Clean up your damn Jurdanis!!
SON OF A JURDANIS!
Kiss my Jurdanis.
Run away! The Jurdanis is coming!
Sir, please put away your Jurdanis!
If I had a million Jurdanis for every Jurdanis, I would be Jurdanis.
The Jurdanis ate my homework!
I was raped in the Jurdanis.
Have you been sleeping with the Jurdanis down the block?
Hey, Who cut the Jurdanis?
Your Jurdanis is showing.
Clean up your damn Jurdanis!!
SON OF A JURDANIS!
Kiss my Jurdanis.
Run away! The Jurdanis is coming!
Sir, please put away your Jurdanis!
If I had a million Jurdanis for every Jurdanis, I would be Jurdanis.
The Jurdanis ate my homework!
I was raped in the Jurdanis.
by J.A.B. July 24, 2008
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