Jubilous Juice

A beverage hand-crafted by Sir Joe Volzer, consisting of the following ingredients:

1 2-liter of Squirt Citrus Soda
1 gallon of Fruit Punch
1 bottle of some ghetto 151
Triple Sec to taste

Mix in a Styrofoam container, serve.

"I was so drunk by the time JV made Jubilous Juice, I managed to drop two cups consecutively!"

by Stonetronixx July 5, 2008

Judlie

Although her heart is sensitive, it is also strong as an lion. She is very friendly but can be very quiet as well. She has an bubbly personality and can be very adventurous. You're lucky to be friends with her.

I'm feel blessed to have an friend Judlie. She is always there for me.

by Midnight Savage March 27, 2017

Judi

Judi is one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet in your whole entire life, she's trustworthy, a loyal companion, and she can make a great spouse, if you ever meet a Judi, make sure to keep her close to you, because you don't want to miss the chance to have a Judi as a friend or a partner.

"Yo bro wanna hang out tonight?"
"Nah I'm busy with Judi."
"Aight fuck you simp."
"Ily2 bro."

by tawzhhh April 23, 2020

Res judicootie

Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....

Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.

by sheila in the car December 28, 2011

Judicial Predator

A person who works in law enforcement with a significant level of power, (Judge, Prosecutor, Detective, Policeman/Policewoman, Attorney General, etc.) who uses his/her power to maliciously target and falsely charge law abiding citizens, in an attempt to advance his/her own career. The victim is used as a brownie point for the Judicial Predator so that he/she can gain favor in the public eye. The Judicial Predator’s ultimate goal is to create the illusion that he/she is good at doing one’s job, this is all done at the expense of a good law abiding citizen who was targeted and in some cases lured into a trap set up specifically for them.

WTF, Linda Fairstein is such a Judicial Predator! She maliciously prosecuted those 5 innocent black boys (aka the Central Park 5) and put them in prison for years, for a crime they didn't even commit! & to think all of this was to receive praise & make herself look good in the public eye. SAD. Well, It all backfired in the end & now people see her for what she truly is.

by Dishon Bull November 22, 2019

Judicial Law

Anything and everything that exists in this parallel universe where we are mere blipses in the concept of time that we have created to help comprehend with the harsh reality that more exist the beyond out inferior and menial minds

Tom: *says something unimportant*
Aaron: yeh...... but Judicial Law

by anonymous October 7, 2020

i’m listening to jubilee line

dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now

bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you

by swaggyfinn69 May 25, 2021