jizzy johnson

One who belives they are tough and prematurely ejaculates in there pants at the first sight of a hot girl. Also believes they have friends when in real life no one likes them

Dude Ricardo is such a jizzy johnson now wonder why hes always playing video games

by iwhbyd March 19, 2008

Jizzy B

Pimp based in San Fierro in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Has an odd lack of class for a Pimp, and hires CJ as his lackey.

Is part of a large drug scheme known as the Loco Syndicate and works closely with T-Bone Mendez and Toreno.

I wanted to do some missions, so I went to see Jizzy B at the Pleasure Dome.

by Seth Einus December 16, 2007

Gettin jizzy with it

When you're grinding against hot girls on the dance floor, and you precum

Man dude, you really tearin it up on the dance floor with that girl!

I know, I totally was gettin jizzy with it

by Scott Beowulf September 6, 2013

Jizzy Pickle

The male sex organ. Resembling a pickle, but with jizz. See also, cock and penis.

Wow. That's a huge Jizzy Pickle.

by SantaC December 30, 2008

Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy

Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess

by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010

jizzy ears

A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".

John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.

by RodneyMunch133 February 6, 2014

Getting busy with mr jizzy

Having sex

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016