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Josephine

a sexy chic woman who loves fashion. her smile always gets the guys attention.
He has a huge crush on this josephine girl
by scarlet_1230rer May 29, 2009
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Josephine

a chaotic and permanently stressed entity but also the loveliest most terrific being alive
abi: i’m so lucky my gf is a josephine

james: damn you’re right i wish i was dating a josephine
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Josephine

The sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone should bow down to her sassiness. She speaks the truth that every peasant is too afraid to say. Those who are friends with Josephine are the coolest because they're awesome enough to be friends with the sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone else is a peasant.
Bitch 1: OMG Josephine is SO MEAN.
Bitch 2: OMG I KNOW.
Awesome friend of Josephine: She is the SASSIEST SASS QUEEN TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH. Get it RIGHT.
by lalalalala1234 May 19, 2014
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joselinne

the most beautiful, fun, crazy, funny,girl you can know. she has a perfect smile that will light up your whole day. she has a great personality. shes fun to hangout with. shes always there when you need her. she'll give you the best advice you can get. she'll make you laugh, smile, and happy on your worsts days. she's just a lovable person that hardly has drama with anyone and its hard to have drama with her because she's so nice.
im sad, wheres joselinne?
by krayna.xo October 10, 2014
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Joseline

cute, funny, loving, caring, loves hanging out with boys, stands up for her best friends, VERY HOT!!!!!, cant keep her hands off people (her crush), has good grades, loves art, and is just so pretty fucking great!!!!!!!!
DAMN JOSELINE IS VERY CREATIVE, HOT!!!!, AND PRETTY FUCKING GREAT!!!!
by joseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 16, 2016
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Josephine

The most amazing girl in the world.
Not only amazing, but: beautiful, hot, sexy, funny, cool, fun to hang out with, trust worthy, a complete turn on, and just so love-able

Without her the world would a place not worth living.

She will love you forever no matter what.
(Boy): !!! there goes Josephine!
(Boy2): Oh my god! she is soo hot!!
(Boy): i just wanna eat her up!
(Boy3): .....
(Boy2): umm.. Boy 3?
(Boy3): ...What?
(Boy2): are u masturbating under the table?
(Boy3): god damn it...
by ~Zucchini~ December 3, 2010
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The Josephine Teo

Having sex in tight confined spaces for the sole purpose of procreation to populate a country, to preclude the need to find housing for planned marriage.

Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.
As the birth rate declined, young fertile men and women were urged to do The Josephine Teo, and delay plans for acquiring housing until after their children are born.
by theminoritydude October 11, 2016
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