When somebody attempts to make the 'loser' sign 'L' with their thumb & forefinger held against their forehead, only they use their left hand instead of their right, thus forming more of a 'J' than a 'L'. Substituting the 'J' with the 'L' this person then becomes the 'joser'.
Johnny: "Hey everyone, look at Phil! He's such a loser!" (tries to make the 'L' loser sign using wrong hand)
Phil: "Johnny ... you're such a friggin joser man."
Phil: "Johnny ... you're such a friggin joser man."
by TMA-1 April 8, 2009
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by No one knows me October 6, 2018
Get the jossary mug.JoseAlfredo is a nice cute caring guy who love his family in always looking for the best in people is always smiling and is make people happy and making people feel great about them self
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Get the josealfredo mug.Shes the best crackhead ever hands down. She knows all the good rock songs and makes her friends laugh. Everyone gets unfocused from her and she gets one person’s attention though. Always loyal and never cries about drama.
Holy shit!!!! Its josea!!
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Get the Josea mug.A person who pretends to be of the Jewish heritage but simply is not.
Someone who pretends to be Jewish so that they can make Jewish Jokes.
Someone who pretends to be Jewish so that they can make Jewish Jokes.
Example of a Joser:
Peter Griffin from family guy becoming Jewish to enjoy the perks of being Jewish.
Peter Griffin from family guy becoming Jewish to enjoy the perks of being Jewish.
by IM_guru May 27, 2010
Get the joser mug.1.) Noun: A sexy chubby Guatemalan man-beast known to be good in bed; a perverted man.
2.)Verb: the act of being a Guatemalan, sexy man beast.
2.)Verb: the act of being a Guatemalan, sexy man beast.
1.) You should date that guy, he is such a josecarlo.
2.) Woah, Steve, you totally josecarloed your look!
2.) Woah, Steve, you totally josecarloed your look!
by florzz February 21, 2009
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It is a requirement of the Jobseekers Agreement in order to get state handouts.
Most people who cant be bothered to get a job dislike this word, as if jobsearch is not performed, their benefits get stopped.
The Government assumes that every unemployed person in the country should have to work, and hence they must participate in Jobsearch whether they like it or not, or they will have to go out and steal or other illegal activities for a living.
And then the Government wonder why there is so much crime in the country. It is due to dictators at Jobcentre Plus stopping the benefits of those who dont want to have to keep doing Jobsearch.
Jobsearch is a pointless waste of time in 2009 as there are so few unskilled jobs available.
It is a requirement of the Jobseekers Agreement in order to get state handouts.
Most people who cant be bothered to get a job dislike this word, as if jobsearch is not performed, their benefits get stopped.
The Government assumes that every unemployed person in the country should have to work, and hence they must participate in Jobsearch whether they like it or not, or they will have to go out and steal or other illegal activities for a living.
And then the Government wonder why there is so much crime in the country. It is due to dictators at Jobcentre Plus stopping the benefits of those who dont want to have to keep doing Jobsearch.
Jobsearch is a pointless waste of time in 2009 as there are so few unskilled jobs available.
by unemployed person April 22, 2009
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