steve jobs-ing

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.

Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.

by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017

who the hell is steve jobs

ligma balls

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

by Random3 December 23, 2009

joonsexual

When someone is only attracted to Kim Namjoon from BTS.

Friend: Hey that guy is super cute you should go get his number!
Me: Sorry but no. Im Joonsexual.

Friend: You’re what?
Me: I’m Joonsexual

by stanbts<3 September 28, 2020

Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.

Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.

by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018

Joosey

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.

Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"

by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018

everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.

This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

by unemployablekuro June 25, 2008