Joojing

The act of not washing your crotch for extended periods of time. Then, hand-standing in front of another person, resulting in them gaging and throwing on your pants

Yo John, I haven't washed my crotch popsicle in months. Let's go Joojing on the homeless

by Jooj the Don March 29, 2024

Jooning

Jerk of to your friend James

I'm jooning to James right now but he doesn't know

by Poopydiddyscoop July 3, 2024

Jooping

The act of covering a toothpick in hot sauce then sticking said toothpick up one’s urethra

Dunninger: yo you hosting at your house wednesday?
Willie: nah bro im gonna be jooping
Dunninger: got it. Enjoy the joop sesh bro

by Mdunn November 21, 2025

Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012