Jon 

Any noun in a sentence

I’m going to go grab that jon
Let me go yon that jon

Jon by Jrod12305 January 9, 2019

Jon 

A Project Zomboid player who instead of "figuring it out" or "using google" will ask the nearest person about any issue they have. if no one is around, they will use /all and express a sense of urgency for any/all questions, regardless of actual urgency. Not only do they believe this game is polished, but anyone that hosts a server, is also their source of information when it comes to any errors they get and is also liable to anything that happens to them they didn't want. when when they get these issues from an obvious source. They will ask what happened, and blame the server for allowing it to happen. Furthermore, a Jon will fuck up constantly when it comes to standard gameplay, you can expect your food to be burnt, if the entire kitchen isn't burnt down. Your ammo to be missing, only to find out they went out to level guns, an died in the first mod from a "lag spike".

Wow that player was a real Jon.

This server is full of Jons.

Stop being a Jon.

Jon by No to Jons October 24, 2022

Jon 

Person who's face looks, smells, feels and talks like a fish finger.

It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.

Girl: Your face look so familiar, have I met you before? In the Swan perhaps?
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.

Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.

Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.

Jon by Sconeface June 2, 2013

Jon 

A skinny temperamental faggot who hates sports and only plays video games. He is short and skinny like a twig runs like a half retarded 90 year old pigeon.

Wow Jon runs like a Jon.

Jon by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016

Jon 

A hot man, who is sexy as hell. He is loyal and will not back down from a fight. If you hurt one of his friends he will kick your ass and is not afraid to do so. If you are friends with Jon you will not regret it! There is no one more loyal and reliable than he is. If you are his girlfriend he can be obnoxious and annoying but is the most loving man.

Wow! Jon is such a great guy!

Jon by sexretlysexy November 18, 2017

Jon 

A person that smokes/talks about weed constantly.

Person 1: dude, did you meet the new student?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Jon.

Jon by piercethesirens July 22, 2016

Jon 

A shit driver with 0 IQ

" You drive like fucking Jon "

Jon by TeppoEdits July 21, 2018