jonning

talking about some, getting on them for something they got on or something they did or how they looked

"Man i like Jonning on crackheads"

by Wannie July 24, 2006

Jon it

It's when you commit code to be reviewed and the reviewer just merges it to master without even looking at it.

Hao: hey, I just committed code to gerrit can you please Jon it
Karim: done (what Karim did over here is that he didn't review the code, he just merged it to master)

by ==FrankTheTANK== December 3, 2018

Jon

A confusing, self centered dip shit. Who I've liked for a long time, and I can't get him out of my mind. I hate you, but I love you!

Jon, you are amazing and I hate you for it.

by Person who will remain secret November 23, 2010

Jon

A Jon is a really bad dude. He often slaps skeezers with his massive chode, while also caring for his friends and family. He has a tendency to summon mythical greek gods to aid him against haters. A Jon also pisses excellence, so much that he has created a massive flood or two. Some may blindly state that god created these floods to test Noah's Ark. One look at a real Jon could make a blind man see, a crippled child run, or a woman with a gag reflex deepthroat.

Man #1: "Hey bro, who's over there bashin out all those skeezies?"

Man #2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."

by tumtum12 January 28, 2011

Jon

Jon is a gift - a wonderful gift that keeps on giving!

This gift called Jon means never having to say soz!

by silverdarling February 7, 2010

Jon

To fail despite certain success, usually with respect to seducing the opposite sex.

"I was going to totally get with this girl blud, but then i totes Jon'd it!"
"Mate that girl is so in to you, don't Jon it up"
Mark was going to have "enthusiastic cuddleling" with Sarah until he called her Cindy and Jon'd it up.

by MaxPowerPhysicist October 22, 2012

Jon

A king size joint roll to be enjoyed during a long session as a personal or in a party.

Yo, I'm bout to roll a jon in dis bitch.
its been a minute since i blazed a jon son.

by BlazeJonson November 27, 2011