Definitions by Sconeface

Jon 

Person who's face looks, smells, feels and talks like a fish finger.

It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.

Girl: Your face look so familiar, have I met you before? In the Swan perhaps?
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.

Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.

Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.

Jon by Sconeface June 2, 2013