Are you joking me?

A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.

Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!

by Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third April 18, 2006

Jolfing

When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.

Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"

Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."

by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011

Joking Off

The act of masturbating to porn bloopers.

Dude, I just finished joking off to the video of the guy missing the chick's vagina and accidently sticking it in her butthole."

by mealsreadytoeat March 23, 2010

Jolin Tsai

One of the hottest Taiwanese pop singers who is extremely famous in Asian. Jolin Tsai was born in September 15, 1980 in Taipei, Taiwan. She started out by singing in a MTV competition at the age of 18. She won first prize and was signed to Universal Music (then signed to Sony BMG, and is now working with Capitol Records). She has sold more albums than anyone in Taiwan and is known as the reigning queen of mando-pop.

Person 1: Hey you know Jolin Tsai?
Person 2: Oh you mean that hot-ass asian chick from Taiwan? HELL YA!
-high fives-

by Soapz* November 12, 2006

Jolin

(Adjective)- To be the most beautiful female in existence, with no competition whatsoever; to have the ability to swoon every man in the vicinity

Person A: "What are all those guys looking at

Person B: "It must be a jolin girl. Let's go check it out?"

by Triton_Greek October 19, 2014

Jolin

Jolin is a very nice and caring friend that helps others when they are in need. He is a relationship god and gives everyone help when they are having trouble with their bf/gf. He is very committed to any challenge and is determined to finish it. He is overall a caring person and a legend.

oh my god, there goes jolin! I wanna be him so baddd

by spicythunder June 12, 2019

jolking

The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.

Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!

by Sankdadude December 3, 2014