Mr Jonesed

To be caught with child pornography, or to be caught having been involved in sexual acts with someone under theage of consent. Can also be used as a derogetary term to imply someone is a paedophile when in fact they aren't

"Did you hear that old man down the street was Mr Jonesed? knew something was up with him..."

by Uzumaki Mitch June 17, 2006

joneseyed

the act of getting incredibly high on any drug known to man, the act of getting joneseyed is normally followed by one of the following; sexual encounters, black outs, gang fights, weird injuries, intoxicated phone calls, or death. this word is derived from the man known as c. jones, who partakes in these activities every day of his life.

"yo we gon' get joneseyed tonight"-50 cent
"hell yeah c jones is supplying"-lloyd banks

by cjonesfan1 March 7, 2007

JOLENE

A 1973 song, written and originally performed by Dolly Parton, and more recently reinvented by the White Stripes. Song recounts the story of a red-headed, man-eating seductress out to steal Dolly's man.

"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolee-heeeeen, please don't take him, just because you can..."

by Markt3 August 3, 2007

Joleen

Joleen: A super smart chick with a fly booty. The kind of girl who can hang with the guys but dosent take any shit! A girl who is always on the dance floor and laughs like she means it. Most likely a best friend or, your best friends girl friend.

" Joleen's laugh is like the rarest bird singing."

by struckbythunder February 3, 2010

joeseph mother

It’s just a longer version of joe mama

That’s it
That’s the whole thing
Go home

Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*

by Horrific gamer February 23, 2021

jolise

A silly goose

Jolise is such a silly goose.

by snow$hoe March 8, 2021

Joeseppi

The man of memes.Known to be a British "average crumpet enjoyer."Joeseppi would spend most income on LEGO during childhood, which is when his family was torn apart by a game of monopoly.
likes:
vidjoe ghamez
crocs
wario
news about florida men
Linus Tech Tips

Dislikes:
Tesla robots
Simon Cowell
being called a "gamer"

"yo, that dude lookin sus, he must be a joeseppi!"

by StephenJobs69 May 23, 2022