Are you joking me?

A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.

Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!

by Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third April 18, 2006

Joking Off

The act of masturbating to porn bloopers.

Dude, I just finished joking off to the video of the guy missing the chick's vagina and accidently sticking it in her butthole."

by mealsreadytoeat March 23, 2010

jockin

1. to copy a person in style or any other thing
2. when a person likes a person and is all sprung and can't help talkin about that person

1. Look at that girl, she's totally jockin your skirt.
2. All the boys are jockin about that new girl.

by *Alisheeya* September 16, 2007

jocking

Derived from the term, "Being on someone's jock (as in jock strap)" meaning to attempt to imitate their style, especially in music.

"MCs be jockin' my style" - Craig Mack

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Pole jockin

someone who follows after a trend, just because everyone else does it or one who knows nothing about a thing but claims to be an originator or even a co-creator, basically someone fake,fraud,not real

You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.

by Jack"Fly-Boy Ace" Boykings December 9, 2007

Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011

jolking

The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.

Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!

by Sankdadude December 3, 2014