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My next Google search... I heard it bombed. I heard it got thrashed in the reviews. Disappointing.
Hym "Does Lady Gaga get naked in the Joker sequel..........? *Sigh* It doesn't say... Damn..."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
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Schrodinger’s Joke

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a joke that’s both joking and not joking depending on how the recipient takes it

like a “jk…unlesssituation
a: haha let’s date

a: jk…unless
b: did u just schrodinger’s joke me?
by marchrun February 2, 2022
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Bell's Jokes Law

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Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.
Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/

Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)

Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'
by Bellser July 29, 2006
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A schrodinger's joke is something the “joke teller” was serious about, but changed their answer based on others reactions to the truth
Examples of schrodinger's joke

Person A: guys I actually have a piss kink
Person b: What?
Person A: Justttt kidding!!

———-
Person A (again): Yo Mike I’m into piss
Mike: yo dude me too
Person A: *makes out with Mike*
by Spongeybunny May 28, 2022
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That's Jokes

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Usually said by the British when they see a joke-
back when the law was made in Britain that allows citizens to criticize the king and queen, they had to remind themselves of whats a joke and what's not. Thus the creation of the sentence "That's Jokes" is made.
Hahahahha "That's Jokes" man.
by hamburgermanfunnysajfks December 4, 2019
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Tom's jokes

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Tom's jokes are hilarious in the beginning but gets overused. It make's Tom's friends cringe but new people laugh.
Tom's jokes made that new cute girl laugh. I didn't laugh. I've heard him joke about his broken heart too many times oml.
by Man bun March 20, 2018
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Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
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