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John F Kennedy High School

The most amazing school. they are not "drug dealers" or "uneducated" becuase we do not go to some dumb preppy school. GOD IS GOOD....ALL THE TIME....AND ALL THE TIME....GOD IS GOOD.
Hey did you hear about that cool Anna Girl?

YEA????

SHE GOES TO John F Kennedy High School
by anna mccune and b November 19, 2010
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.
Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.
by DullDuck January 12, 2018
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John f Kennedy

Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod
by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022
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John F.

Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye
Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!
by thespam November 11, 2019
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John F. Kennedy

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.
by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023
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John F. Kennedy

The most open minded president. So open minded his brains spilled on his car and floor.
by I hate nigger faggots September 20, 2023
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