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John Balfanz

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize
by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020
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John Paulo Nase

The leader of SB19. He's a multi-talented person. He's the one behind their songs that A'TIN and most people have heard, digested, and got a lesson on. Like the other members, he can sing, dance, rap, compose a song--name it. He's like a 5-star chef who cooks high-quality beats and melodies and creates never-before-seen "dishes" (songs). He's one of a kind. A masterpiece. A man who taught us lots of lessons in life. One of his remarkable quotes is, "Everything you said about me, it does not matter to me. I'll show you what I can do. This is who I am. I'll make you eat everything you said."
John Paulo Nase roars with confidence. He sings with all his heart, he performs and slays the stage like there's no tomorrow.
by Stan SB19 for a better life October 7, 2020
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John Deacon

The purest man in the universe. Is cute af, and is also known as Deaky. He has been in hiding for over twenty-two years for good purposes. He has huge yee-haw vibes in The Invisible Man video, and is a Dancing Queen. He is also a part of a band called Queen, which is the greatest band ever. Deaky is a father of six children, and I want him to be MINE.
Friend: Who is that ugly guy that is dancing weirdly?
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!
by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019
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Johs

Noun.
The action of delaying an assignment until the day night before it's due. The following night will be spend writing at supersonic speed, but it's going to be finished no matter what. This action is super stressful for most average folks, and requires a special kind of mental to pull of successfully.
Bro 1: Bro 2, I really don't wanna do SOP right now.
Bro 2: Don't worry about it. You can just pull of a Johs.
by Doooeh December 15, 2021
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Johnny Seo

a man you deserves much more and needs all the love in the world.
" Wow, you are such a Johnny Seo."
by johnnyseoooooo June 6, 2018
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john wick

Person #1: i really love animals, especially dogs, and i cant stand to see them mistreated
Person #2: Take a lesson from John Wick, he killed over 100 people after someone killed his dog
by TheDarkIce March 24, 2017
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hippy johnson

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
by Jude-O November 5, 2017
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