Jobber

simply A Hand-job. for a female to use ones hand(s) in order to give sexual pleasure to a male.

1) il giv u a finger-fuck if u giv me a jobber first!
2) yeh man, she gave me a jobber whilst watchin match of the day!!!
3) well it started off with just a jobber, but one thing led 2 another, b4 we knew it we wer Rewriting the Warsaw Pact

by Adz H January 10, 2006

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

Jobber

feces. shit.

some pigeon layed a jobber on my windshield.

by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003

Jobber

A particular breed of talented individual who does paid word for people on www.myjobsathome.com

Bob "I'm an expert at ironing, I could charge for this!"
Jane "Become a Jobber on www.myjobsathome.com then"

by JobQueen March 27, 2011

Jobber

a person who jobs. mainly a stupid person who is my barn ( see barn for definition of barn ) . Also can be called random jobber

Brian Mallams is a Jobber

by CrAzY_ClOwN November 24, 2003

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack

I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool

by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

day jobber

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."

"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."

by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008