Trump Job 

A person who is performing oral sex, first eats a bag of cheetos. They then proceed without washing hands or rinsing their mouth.

My penis is very orange, just like president elect Donald Trump, because my girlfriend gave me a trump job.

Trump Job by The Real Donald J Trump December 4, 2016

7/11 Was a Part Time Job 

A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.

Slurpees can't melt tooth enamel. 7/11 was a Part Time Job.

7/11 Was a Part Time Job by Kalos Starbuck September 23, 2016

Shit job 

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.

Every job I've been in

Shit job by Craig September 7, 2004

cotton job 

A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.

Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.

cotton job by ChrisMcDanks December 19, 2016

job-skank

A person who is involved in job-skanking. This involves working in a series of different jobs, one after another, in a short space of time, or pursuing multiple job offers, again, usually all at the same time. This is usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of Mcjobs. Common among those desperately seeking enough cash to eat until the Blessed Day of finding Job Nirvana- a real job that pays enough to live off and that doesn't induce homicidal tendencies- is finally arrived at.

Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job-skank. Please Job God, bring me to Job Nirvana!

job-skank by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

Bro-job 

When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.

Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"

Bro-job by gangry October 13, 2015

knot job 

A sexual act where a female ties knots in one of her thigh high stockings about an inch and a half apart and pushes them into a man's rectum while having sex. Just at the moment of orgasm, she pulls the knotted stocking out causing the man to have an intense orgasm.

Dude 1: What did you like most about your trip?
Dude 2: I liked getting a knot job from the hot local hookers.

knot job by gr8-fun April 28, 2016