Jondom

An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.

Hey dude. I just got a bedazzled jondom for my creepy pee pee to go bang up my girlfriends freaky tiki.

by Lorex34 July 22, 2017

Jadooer

Deriving from the words "would you do her" this word is usually said among males when two or more spot a female person that there is a question of whether or not she is fuckable. It is meant to be said loud enough where only the male participants can hear. The "Jadooer" game is often played out of boredom.

"Hey Matt, Jadooer?"
"Oh, most definitely, I would knock the bottom out of that, and make her swallow the cum."

by OhNoWaitYesPlease December 18, 2008

João Gomes

The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet.

This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years.
AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3

"I need help idk what to dooo"
"bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"

by g1ng3r5auru5 January 5, 2022

Jadougie

A term reffering to somebody making a joke that was unfunny/cringe that was trying really hard to be funny, or is a dead meme. This was created in the popular app tiktok as a way to say some video/comment was unfunny/cringe.

unfunny ass person: "bro that guy from ohio lmaooooo only in ohio lmaoo fortnite balls poopie"

Mature person: "jadougie"

by whydontyoucrythatmuch December 24, 2022

Jodoin

Jodoin is the act of walking in on a buddy with his pants down completely going to town on himself, and you lock eyes with him and continue to watch until he finishes. His spooge is now on your soul.

Did you hear that David Jodoined Ricardo? He didn’t leave until he finished. That shit is stuck to his soul now.

by Richard McStuffins January 3, 2023

Joao Vasco

He is probably the owner of the biggest dick in the world. Such a cool guy that can easily eat any girl he wants.
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL

I am a super hot girl, and Joao Vasco has just had sex with me.

by Carlos da Maia October 24, 2020

João

A man whose penis is uncomonly large. In a way that it goes from Braga to Algarve and then it turns to china.

Often mistaken by: madeireiro profissional, mentiroso do caralho, skydiver profissional, mentiroso, mentiroso, barreteiro, mentiroso do caralho, mete petas.

Me: Look at that man, he has a huge penis!!
Friend: he must be João! of course he is a João!

Me: Look João is skydiving!
Friend: It won't be that exiting...
Me: why?
Friend: Because he is João and he will use his gigantic dick not to fall
Me: AWESOMEEEE!!!!

by polish the right turd December 12, 2015