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Games Journalist

A high on soy dude that is already a joke within journalism, but his masochist self just wants more paddles to his arse.
"the games journalist gave his wife a rose when she came home after having sex with Raul."
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joumana

the most beautiful girl alive and she is very pretty,sexy,loves clothes, nice, leader,cute,hottie, a model
joumana can easily can get annoyed or pissed by kids. she is very rare and when anyone sees her falls in love with her. she gets treated like a queen even though she dosnt ask to be treated that way.
boy 1: OMG DID U SEE JOUMANA WALK PAST US SHES SUCH A HOTTIE
boy 2: *faints*
by Xqueen_xX November 23, 2016
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yellow journalism

The use of cheaply sensational or unscrupulous methods in newspapers to attract and influence the readers.
99.3% of what is in tabloid newspapers is yellow journalism.
by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY December 26, 2003
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jou ma se poes

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

See: poes
by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004
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anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006
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Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.
I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.
by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014
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Jousma

A group of people who know how to have a good time, but can be a little too much to handle if you can't keep up
Those Jousma's kept me up all night!!!
by Oh Yes! April 11, 2009
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