two words to insult a person. it means a rag that wipes up jizz. if you don't know what jizz is look it up snood!
by snood May 13, 2005
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2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
by That one kid February 13, 2003
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a person who coaches children's american football. a person who watches children's american football practice.
these two big fat white and black fuckers(hmmm... multicultural!) who scream at tiny little boys as if they were in the marines are jizzbags. these assholes and assorted family members congregate in the park outside my first floor apartment are jizzbags. true, many live in the ghetto part of town or in incestuous white trash trailer parks, so i could see why they bring out their lawn chairs to sit in a nice grassy playing field and park with some trees. also, indicating they are culturally and/or economically deprived, is the fact they watch these poor little kids practice a moronic and brutal sport for three hours or more. Staring at your four walls is more stimulating for the mind.
What these poor brutish morons need to be inculcated to think is "sports is the opiate of the massess", "just say no".
"sports is for idiots"
--David Clemens(from the greatest antipsychiatry film ever made,"david and lisa", circa 1963
these two big fat white and black fuckers(hmmm... multicultural!) who scream at tiny little boys as if they were in the marines are jizzbags. these assholes and assorted family members congregate in the park outside my first floor apartment are jizzbags. true, many live in the ghetto part of town or in incestuous white trash trailer parks, so i could see why they bring out their lawn chairs to sit in a nice grassy playing field and park with some trees. also, indicating they are culturally and/or economically deprived, is the fact they watch these poor little kids practice a moronic and brutal sport for three hours or more. Staring at your four walls is more stimulating for the mind.
What these poor brutish morons need to be inculcated to think is "sports is the opiate of the massess", "just say no".
"sports is for idiots"
--David Clemens(from the greatest antipsychiatry film ever made,"david and lisa", circa 1963
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by Black Caesar December 9, 2008
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Synonyms: Jizztacular, Jizztastic, Orgasmic, Jizzmic, Jizzasmic, Ballstacular, Amazing, Jesus
Antonyms: Call of Duty
Synonyms: Jizztacular, Jizztastic, Orgasmic, Jizzmic, Jizzasmic, Ballstacular, Amazing, Jesus
Antonyms: Call of Duty
The series was jizzoragasmic.
by Rambeaux November 28, 2011
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